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Great and Funny Church Ads – A witty Lesson in Advertising

I stumble dupon several new Advertisements to get more people to start going to church;

1) Free trip to heaven, come inside for more details.
2) Searching for a new look, have your faith lifted here.
3) Come in and pray today beat the Christmas/exam (for students) rush.
4) Sign broken messages inside every sunday.
5) Come work for the lord, the work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world.
6) If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
7) Seven days without prayer makes one weak. No Jesus, No peace, know Jesus, know peace.
8) The wages of sin is death, repent before payday.
9) How will you spend Eternity, smoking or non-smoking.
10) Do not wait for a hearse to take you to church.
11) If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
12) This is ch-ch! what is missing? U R.
13) Are you in the dark? follow the son.
14) Avoiding the son can be harzadous to your health.
15) Fight truth decay, study the bible daily.


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